Okay, I did. But so what? All kinds of people win all kinds of races all the time.
The real story is this: three Memphians, three gold medals. Martha won the ladies' fast-touring-boat class, while Santha won her class in the two-mile race. Unfortunately, Santha's name was left off the results for some reason. But she's got the medal to prove it.
On top of that, Santha put Martha and me up at her parents' farm north of Hattiesburg that evening. It's a lovely place, and we went to a place with some good catfish for supper.
Pretty good trip, all told.